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The scrapbooking indoctrination video they tried to suppress.
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Holy crap is that funny!! I am so glad I wasted my time yesterday watching Tom Cruise's video so I could appreciate yours! That is great!!!!!
Posted by: Marcie | January 16, 2008 at 05:17 PM
Holy crap is that funny!! I am so glad I wasted my time yesterday watching Tom Cruise's video so I could appreciate yours! That is great!!!!!
Posted by: Marcie | January 16, 2008 at 05:17 PM
OMG...that was was awesome!!
SO funny!!!
Posted by: sarah | January 16, 2008 at 05:21 PM
Tu es folle!!! You are insane!! I'm laughing so much my offspring boy child here is wondering why I'm laughing. He's seen your books around so he knows you are IT!!! Très drôle!
Posted by: Julie from Canada | January 16, 2008 at 05:23 PM
I am in total belly laugh mode here! I truly needed to see this. I truly hope this is only part one of the indoctrination videos...I'd love to see what comes next!!LMAO
Posted by: Jen | January 16, 2008 at 05:30 PM
THANK YOU! I've had an absolutely crappy afternoon and that is the first thing that's made me laugh all day. You are too funny!
Posted by: Robyn | January 16, 2008 at 05:33 PM
OMG that is so funny - I have just spat my tea all over my screen ( that fizzing sound my screen is making is normal - right ??) Thank you for giving mye the best giggle fit I have had in a long time !
Posted by: amberjane | January 16, 2008 at 05:37 PM
OH MY GARSH!! That was flipping hilarious!
On your next anniversary, you should re-create his couch jumping scene.
Too funny. Thank God I just peed, or I fear I might have wet myself with laughter.
Posted by: suzanne | January 16, 2008 at 05:42 PM
I am a Non-scrapbooker and a scrapbooker friend sent me this today. Too frigin' funny!! I laughed out loud! You got him spot on!
Posted by: Melanie | January 16, 2008 at 05:43 PM
O! M! G! I've just had to run to the bathroom for fear of peeing my pants!!! I'm back, and that was hilarious --- I especially love the manical laughter! So Cruise of you...
Posted by: Rose | January 16, 2008 at 05:44 PM
CZ, you are freakin hilarious! love this!!! You put a much needed smile on my face:-) And, I'm proud to be a scrapbooker, ha!
Posted by: amyk | January 16, 2008 at 05:52 PM
I laughed out loud (over and over). Thx!
Posted by: Kristi B | January 16, 2008 at 05:56 PM
You are too funny. This is awesome. Thanks for making me laugh out loud!
Posted by: Liz | January 16, 2008 at 05:57 PM
Seriously. I just came from watching the Tom Cruise video to find yours. And now I'm afraid of him and you :)
Twisted, girl.
Posted by: Melissa MacL. | January 16, 2008 at 06:03 PM
And this is why CZ rocks!
Love it!!!
Posted by: Melissa Raphael | January 16, 2008 at 06:09 PM
And yours makes a ton more sense than his LOL. It makes my teenage years seem such a waste - idolising Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise! Hey, we didn't know how freaky they were back then!
Posted by: KellieC | January 16, 2008 at 06:10 PM
Oh MY GOSH!! I almost wet my pants and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! lol!!!!
Posted by: Alyson | January 16, 2008 at 06:16 PM
I thought you were doing "Best of Show"! You have other career options, it seems, funny-actress-lady! :-)
Posted by: Lindsay | January 16, 2008 at 06:28 PM
I can always count on laughing my head off when I read your blog! Holy crap! You are SO freakin' funny! Abosolutely LOVE it!
Posted by: Amber | January 16, 2008 at 06:28 PM
Oops...that's an "in", not an "of". I should know better!
Posted by: Lindsay | January 16, 2008 at 06:31 PM
SO. FREAKIN . FUNNY.
awesome current affairs commentary.
peace.
Ngaire
x
Posted by: ngaire Bartlam | January 16, 2008 at 06:35 PM
That's some funny stuff right there.
Posted by: tracy | January 16, 2008 at 06:36 PM
So very excellent. A scrapbooking accident about to happen....perfection, CZ.
Posted by: Sarah Kristiansen | January 16, 2008 at 06:40 PM
Oh Cathy...LOVE IT!!! Please we need more parody's! LOL...
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!!!!
Posted by: Laura Lee | January 16, 2008 at 06:40 PM
Oh. My. God. Too much, much too much. This was, by far, the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time! Although, I know that you meant it in all seriousness. I get that. Seriously.
Posted by: Meg | January 16, 2008 at 06:49 PM
Darn, your comment nazi wouldn't let me say [freakin] and [brilliant]. Maybe this wil go thru... I love you & your humor.
Posted by: Carrie | January 16, 2008 at 06:49 PM
This is too funny! You are killing me!!!! I watched all that junk about TC and had to laugh then...NOW? I AM DYING! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!! THanks for sharing!!!!
Posted by: Theresa Grdina | January 16, 2008 at 06:50 PM
OMFG!! You are just so freakin funny!!! I watched Tom's video and thought it was just so vague... and a scrapbooking accident about to happen- too funny! {insert vague evil fake laugh here}.
Posted by: Mel Nunn | January 16, 2008 at 06:54 PM
so funny -- I'm so glad I have watched the Tom Cruise one so I could get the joke
Posted by: Stephanie | January 16, 2008 at 06:57 PM
THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!
great job :)
Posted by: Nicole | January 16, 2008 at 06:57 PM
OK - so I couldn't even stomach the Cruise video to watch it to the end... but your impersonation - that I couldn't take my eyes off of!
Kudos Cathy - your satire is spot on.
Posted by: Kate Griswold | January 16, 2008 at 06:58 PM
You never cease to make me laugh out loud. :-)
Posted by: DEANA | January 16, 2008 at 07:03 PM
Your talents amaze me...that was truly funny and enjoyable Cathy.
Posted by: Kim McMillan | January 16, 2008 at 07:08 PM
LOL - OMG that was so freaking funny.
Posted by: Meghan E | January 16, 2008 at 07:12 PM
I am making loud laughing noises here in VA while we hope for snow so the kids won't have school tomorrow. My kids keep asking me what is so funny. At age 10 and 7, I think I will pass on the explanation and just keep laughing. I literally watched the implied video moments before checking your blog! Funny how that works! Have a fantastic day and thanks for the fun!!
Posted by: Traci in Virginia | January 16, 2008 at 07:13 PM
I am making loud laughing noises here in VA while we hope for snow so the kids won't have school tomorrow. My kids keep asking me what is so funny. At age 10 and 7, I think I will pass on the explanation and just keep laughing. I literally watched the implied video moments before checking your blog! Funny how that works! Have a fantastic day and thanks for the fun!!
Posted by: Traci in Virginia | January 16, 2008 at 07:14 PM
I have never commented but OH MY GOSH I feel the need tonight!! I love your sense of humor! You are a very funny person Cathy and you make me smile and laugh often. Thank you!!
Posted by: Kristy | January 16, 2008 at 07:15 PM
That was hilarious! You are so funny.
I showed my husband and we couldn't stop laughing.
Posted by: Toni Brockliss | January 16, 2008 at 07:27 PM
Freakin' hilarious. "Voices inside my head" was totally appropriate too. You make me laugh, sista.
Posted by: Kathy | January 16, 2008 at 07:30 PM
You are hysterical! I laughed so hard I almost wet myself!!! :)
Posted by: Kim | January 16, 2008 at 07:42 PM
You rock. :) Funniest thing I've seen in days!
You might enjoy this song: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Tom%20Cruise%20Crazy
Posted by: heather | January 16, 2008 at 07:50 PM
I think you have finally LOST IT, but in a good way? At any rate, I think you need a vacation. Seriously.
Posted by: Amy in PDX | January 16, 2008 at 08:00 PM
the laughing... my favorite part. and that Tom Cruise is some kinda crazy... just like you. only, we love you for it.
Posted by: Alissa | January 16, 2008 at 08:01 PM
THAT..is FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Suzelle Kasaian | January 16, 2008 at 08:02 PM
Bwahahahahahaha Bwahhaahahahahah
Oh sorry I was channeling tom cruise there for a minute :D
Too funny!
Posted by: Liz | January 16, 2008 at 08:12 PM
You are a riot. Was it intentional to have the toilet visible in the background??
Posted by: Nancy | January 16, 2008 at 08:14 PM
Cathy - oh cathy... did i hear a PUPPY barking during your most dramatic scene?
Posted by: judy | January 16, 2008 at 08:15 PM
Cathy - oh cathy... did i hear a PUPPY barking during your most dramatic scene?
Posted by: judy | January 16, 2008 at 08:15 PM
That was so stinkin' funny! I love your sense of humor. It's just a wee bit warped which is my favorite style!
Posted by: Sandi | January 16, 2008 at 08:20 PM
I know I can count on you to make me laugh each and every day. This is fantastic~!
Posted by: leslie | January 16, 2008 at 08:22 PM
love this!!!!
Posted by: Chrissy | January 16, 2008 at 08:28 PM
Friggin' funny.... just sooooooo funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Rachel | January 16, 2008 at 08:29 PM
ok, that is WAY too FUNNY...thank you for making me laugh!!
Posted by: Jeri Ray | January 16, 2008 at 08:50 PM
well Cathy,
in case you forgot. he did save us from aliens like at least 2 times!
Posted by: Lindsey Cord | January 16, 2008 at 08:51 PM
This is the best thing I've seen in a long time! You rock, CZ.
Posted by: Robyn | January 16, 2008 at 08:57 PM
I have just recently discovered your videos. I have been reading your blog for awhile, but didn't click on the videos. (I don't know why.) So I had the pleasure of watching several last night. You are a great creative mind! I love it!
Posted by: Christina | January 16, 2008 at 09:04 PM
AWESOME- You NAILED IT!!!! Spot on! I am laughing my head off. Sherry
Posted by: SHERRY | January 16, 2008 at 09:10 PM
Thanks for the BEST laugh I have had in weeks!!! Cathy - I am always amazed at how brillant you are... this is so creative and "simply" put :)
Posted by: karen | January 16, 2008 at 09:10 PM
That's is so funny! Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: Michelle | January 16, 2008 at 09:12 PM
That was so freakin' hilarious!! Great way to end the day!! Awesome. I would join your cult over Tom's any day!! Thanks for the much needed laugh!
Posted by: Kim | January 16, 2008 at 09:19 PM
again...*snork*
Posted by: patti | January 16, 2008 at 09:20 PM
ROFL!!! So funny!
"It was like whhoooo...wwhoo..whhoo..."
Hahahaha!!!!
Posted by: Gretchen | January 16, 2008 at 09:25 PM
Very Funny.Watching all this Tom Cruise stuff fom Australia I have to say Nicole Kidman is much better with Keith Urban
Posted by: Di | January 16, 2008 at 09:26 PM
You're great - a very funny tongue in cheek take on the CRAZY cruise! :) LOVE IT!
Posted by: Ren | January 16, 2008 at 09:30 PM
Too funny...this made my day!
Posted by: holly | January 16, 2008 at 09:34 PM
As ALWAYS....YOU ROCK CATHY!!! I was seriously LAUGHING so loud especially when you were laughing (for no apparent reason like Tommy was in that video). And to think I used to have a HUGE crush on him in Top Gun days...what happened? I had no idea what he was even saying on his video.
Rock on Sista!
Posted by: Meg | January 16, 2008 at 09:38 PM
Awesome. And thanks a lot for sucking me in to a long and strange journey through the tenets of Scientology. Here is my favorite quote I found: "There is no such thing as a mental illness. There is no bacteria which produces psychosis...Well, if you knew what he was fighting you wouldn't feel so sorry for him. He's back there on the track a few trillion years fighting the Ugbugs. He's solving a present time problem which hasn't in actual fact existed for the last many trillenia in most cases, and yet he is taking the actions in present time which solve that problem with the Ugbugs." Well that clears it up.
Posted by: AngieLucas | January 16, 2008 at 09:45 PM
You are awesome! I laughed so hard I have tears running down my legs!!!
Posted by: AnnieB | January 16, 2008 at 09:46 PM
p.s. that quote was by L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology
Posted by: AngieLucas | January 16, 2008 at 09:47 PM
I made my husband watch Tom Cruise's video, then we watched your clip. We were both laughing so hard!
Thanks so much for the laugh!
Posted by: Juliana | January 16, 2008 at 10:11 PM
My husband just called down from upstairs to see why I was laughing so hard. I loved loved loved this! So funny. I used to love Tom in the old days, but man what a weirdo!
Sharon
Posted by: Sharon Holesh | January 16, 2008 at 10:19 PM
I feel much better about having sat through Tom Cruise's BSC (Bat-s#@t-crazy) video now that I have seen yours...how else would I have been able to appreciate your genius? Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Sara Berry | January 16, 2008 at 10:20 PM
I feel much better about having sat through Tom Cruise's BSC (Bat-s#@t-crazy) video now that I have seen yours...how else would I have been able to appreciate your genius? Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Sara Berry | January 16, 2008 at 10:20 PM
Holy frickin' crap! It's like you share his mind!!
This just might be the best post ever!! LOL!!!!!
Posted by: Sara | January 16, 2008 at 10:22 PM
You are sooo funny! Love keeping up with you on your blog! Congrats on the new car! I love the smell of a new car!!
Posted by: Allison Barnes | January 16, 2008 at 10:25 PM
Your frickin killing me.....you seriously make me laugh my ass off!
Posted by: Sara Hawsey | January 16, 2008 at 10:29 PM
oh my goodness - you are a funny girl :)
Posted by: katie scott | January 16, 2008 at 11:33 PM
Gut-busting, side-splitting...brilliant. And I'm not talking about Tom's.
dying, you funny, silly lady!
Posted by: Suzie | January 16, 2008 at 11:34 PM
How the heck did you do this with a straight face??????????!!!!!!! '
You're funny!
Posted by: Maggie Bennett | January 16, 2008 at 11:34 PM
That is SOOOOOOO funny. You absolutely nailed it and made me laugh so hard. Wow. That just made my day. Thank you!
Posted by: Kate | January 16, 2008 at 11:58 PM
Wild & wooly, indeed!
Your video is very funny. Glad you're IN the SB industry, and not just a "spectator". :)
Posted by: Susan | January 17, 2008 at 12:02 AM
Okay, that was totally funny. The laugh, however, scared the crap out of my poor puppy!
Posted by: Angie Channell | January 17, 2008 at 12:09 AM
We have a duty to help each other scrapbook. If you are not unequivocally committed then get out of the way. You are either in, or you’re out. I know a zealous archivist when I see one. I can see it in their eyes..
(sigh) Dear Tom. Does he ever burn out? We scary perfectionist got to pace ourselves for the long hall.
Posted by: mckenzi | January 17, 2008 at 12:10 AM
You crack me up!! I love your blog!
What does your hubby think of these new video blog's that you have been doing?
Posted by: Denise C. | January 17, 2008 at 12:26 AM
OKay, you are THE BEST, I laughed SO HARD!!! Seriously........laughed so hard.........priceless......
Posted by: Sarah Bowen | January 17, 2008 at 12:55 AM
Best I've laughed all day. thx :).
Posted by: Candice | January 17, 2008 at 12:55 AM
ok, Cathy. A. How did you do this with a straight face and 2. That was the funniest thing EVER!! Absolutely amazing. Or, would that be Ama Zing, your darling daughter! :D
Posted by: Kim Mattina | January 17, 2008 at 01:24 AM
I SOOO wanted to hear you say that as a Scrapbooker you knew ONLY YOU COULD HELP!!! That was so spot on!
Posted by: Gina Maria | January 17, 2008 at 01:59 AM
HILARIOUS !!! You are too funny !
Belgian kisses,
Claire
Posted by: Claire | January 17, 2008 at 02:02 AM
very funny.......and i have been up all night saving lives....didnt see any of those scientologist types floating around making things 'riight'
he (tom cruise) is as crazy as a box of frogs....you, however have made me smile this morning. I doff my hat :)
Posted by: sarah | January 17, 2008 at 02:24 AM
ROFLMAO, Cathy!!!! You rule, girl!!!
Posted by: Christine Villacarlos | January 17, 2008 at 03:41 AM
I am seriously laughing so hard I'm crying. You ROCK! (Hope you don't mind that I wrote about this - I just think everybody HAS to see this!!)
Posted by: Zarah | January 17, 2008 at 05:00 AM
You.Slay.Me.
nuff said.
Posted by: lee l in australia. | January 17, 2008 at 05:14 AM
actually not quite Nuff Said - did you end up getting a Freedom Medal of Valor award too (*giggle*snort*)
Posted by: lee l in australia. | January 17, 2008 at 05:23 AM
Cathy, Cathy, Cathy, I think we knew this was there, all along...(;))
Posted by: Mary Ann, aka EmpressFrancesca | January 17, 2008 at 05:42 AM
Okay, so I almost wet myself from laughing so hard!
Posted by: Kelly | January 17, 2008 at 06:17 AM
I watched your video before seeing the Tom Cruise film and therefore completely did not get the clue, but boy did I laugh!!
And than I laughed even louder the second time, after I watched Tom Cruise.
Can someone tell me by the way what help he's going to give and what 'it' is? All the rambling about helping. Maybe he thinks his nice eyes will do the trick of solving all hunger, war and other crap stuff in the world.
Posted by: helga (belgium) | January 17, 2008 at 06:39 AM
Yesterday, I followed your link to the Cruise clip, watched five minutes of it, and thought, gee, that's five minutes of my life I'll never get back. This morning, I watched YOUR clip, and guess what?
You gave me that five minutes back! I'm so glad I watched Cruise 'cause your clip redeemed it with high-larious laughter.
No one has ever done this for me before-given me back lost time. Thanks for an amazing gift! You ROCK!
Posted by: LateBlossom | January 17, 2008 at 07:14 AM
That is hilarious!!
Posted by: Heidi | January 17, 2008 at 07:20 AM
*snort* where do I sign up?
Posted by: debra | January 17, 2008 at 07:28 AM