I would like to report my former butt as officially missing.
Last seen: April 2006, walking away from my home, along side a laundry basket.
Recent sightings: in fall 2007 it showed up briefly after five months on Weight Watchers, since then, no one has seen hide nor hair of it.
If you have any information at all, please, I'm begging you, leave a comment.
These J Jill jeans have been clinging to the hope they'll see the light of day again for months now.
If you know anything, please report it to the proper local authorities. I don't usually use my blog for political purposes, but sometimes in times like these I am left with no choice.