Coming to a theater near you
We have a shameful secret tradition in our family. Every year, following Christmas, our tree seems to stay around in the yard a little longer than, oh… most people would prefer.
We think of it as yard decor. In the winter, we prop it up in the thick snow. In the spring, we make comments like, "Man, that is a really dead tree," and when summer rolls around, we burn that mother to the ground.
I am a horrible film editor, but I made this so we finally have a document that answers the question: what if your Christmas tree could live forever.
p.s. I have zero skills as an iMovie editor, but that's never stopped me yet.